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  <title>So I says to the guy...</title>
  <subtitle>Wild Plints</subtitle>
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    <title>elmasnerd @ 2008-10-09T10:18:00</title>
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    <content type="html">Take me on back... take me back&lt;br /&gt; To the place where I could feel your heart&lt;br /&gt; Is this the end or just the start of&lt;br /&gt; Something really, really beautiful&lt;br /&gt; Wrapped up and disguised as something really, really ugly</content>
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    <title>elmasnerd @ 2007-01-18T22:31:00</title>
    <published>2007-01-19T05:37:22Z</published>
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    <content type="html">In an effort to get people to look &lt;br /&gt;into each other's eyes more, &lt;br /&gt;the government has decided to allot &lt;br /&gt;each person exactly one hundred &lt;br /&gt;and sixty-seven words, per day. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the phone rings, I put it &lt;br /&gt;to my ear without saying hello. &lt;br /&gt;In the restaurant I point &lt;br /&gt;at chicken noodle soup. I am &lt;br /&gt;adjusting well to the new way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Late at night, I call my long &lt;br /&gt;distance lover and proudly say &lt;br /&gt;I only used fifty-nine today. &lt;br /&gt;I saved the rest for you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When she doesn't respond, I know &lt;br /&gt;she's used up all her words &lt;br /&gt;so I slowly whisper I love you, &lt;br /&gt;thirty-two and a third times. &lt;br /&gt;After that, we just sit on the line &lt;br /&gt;and listen to each other breathe. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Jeffrey McDaniel</content>
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